Penguin Humour

Do you remember when penguin bars? P P P Pick up a Penguin?

And the joke on the back? A brilliant use of the foldy flap on the wrapper, a small joy before the full biscuit experience. Well i p-p-p-picked up a penguin today and this was the joke:

and the punchline? Not so hot:

i’m sure these used to be funnier. Maybe i’m getting old.

Angostura bitters are diverse!

Talk about good writing. I don’t know if you’ve ever actually looked at the distinctive label on an Angustora Bitters label, but they really go to town on the sales pitch.

They stop just short of calling it a cure for hair loss, but only just.

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